As part of the Daily Prompt by the Daily Post: Game of Groans – Think about an object, an activity, or a cultural phenomenon you really don’t like. Now write a post (tongue in cheek or not — your call!) about why it’s the best thing ever.

5 Things I Love about the Kardashians (& Jenners)

 

1. CONTRIBUTION TO SOCIETY

First and foremost, I adore them for their contribution to society. I mean the absolute entertainment they provide to our daily boring lives by displaying theirs in full flaunt is worthy of praise. Their dedication to providing intriguing stories for our newspapers and internet articles goes above and beyond your everyday celebrity family.

I love how Kim and the family improve the media by their presence and ensure our television companies and social media networks stay in healthy business with their constant uploads on Instagram and recording of their television show.

I mean the sheer thought of not having the face of a Kardashian or Jenner plastered on my feed for a mere half an hour is beyond doubt the most horrible I can imagine. I don’t think I would be able to live without my hourly dose of the Kardashians. It would simply be too much to bear.

 2. POSITIVE INFLUENCE FOR YOUTH

The second thing on this list has to be the positive influence they have on our future generations. Can you imagine if our young adults were left to be influenced by the likes of selfless actors such as Angelina Jolie and Keanu Reeves…? What would become of the world? Lord fear the day our lovely kids turn into geeks like Emma Stone and declare their love for K-Pop openly.

I can’t, even for a moment, think what could be more positive than entertaining challenges that enhance your outer beauty through outrageous means. I am talking about the famous “Kylie Jenner Challenge”. I mean the genius behind it is just simply commendable. How else would the young girls today be able to compete with the unreal standards set by magazines if it weren’t for young positive celebrities like Kylie Jenner providing us with such techniques?

The number of girls now willing to use their body and beauty to climb the social ladder is higher than ever before and it is all down to the influence of the admirable girls of the Kardashian Family.

The future of our society now knows that image and beauty is the be all and end-all and it is absolutely fine so look as superficial as possible to achieve the standards set by the fashion industry.

 3. INSPIRATION TO THE WORLD

It has to be said, this family is an inspiration to the rest out there. It just goes to show that if you just be yourselves and show the world how ‘absolutely normal’ you are, then you too can be successful in life. All you need is an infamous father lawyer and a sex tape; talent not necessary.

I mean just look at what Kim has been able to achieve despite having little to no talent in life. She is married to one of the greatest artists of all-time… ALL-TIME! I am talking about Lord Kanye West. Despite his greatest intentions of not marrying a gold-digger, she was able to convince him to change his mind.

It is an inspiring love-story for the generations and they have given the world a new trendy name for their sons and daughters… North West! Now children can learn geography and orientation skills based on their names alone.

4. EDUCATION AND REALISTIC APPROACH TO LIFE

One of the reasons why I loved Keeping up with the Kardashians is for its education and realistic approach to life. How else would it be understood how to plan and carry out a wedding, what goes on in a divorce procedure and what to expect in life? They show how important family can be and how you must always express yourselves in how much you love and hate each other.

 They teach us the modern-day approach to family life and how the responsibilities of parents and children are no longer relevant. It is important to put yourselves before anybody else and that is the key to success.

5. IMPORTANCE OF WEALTH AND HOW TO GET RICH

Speaking of success, above everything else, the Kardashians showed me the importance of wealth and how to get rich. They have showed me that sacrifice is necessary to become famous and successful. You have to throw away your dignity and self-respect all of the time and even indulge in activities and changes you find repulsive and disdainful.

 I have learned from Kardashians that it is highly important that you attain every possible way of publicizing yourself, good or bad, in order to become more famous. Everything should revolve around you and even the colour of your shit should be important to the people of the world.

 

I hope you guys enjoyed reading this post and continue to support and hate love the Kardashians/Jenners in every way possible.